Hmmm*zooms on picture*oh jeez brush you teeth man they yellow!...

Speed and stamina have left the chat

it takes 27920 tranq arrows to knock out a level 9999 with a primitive bow. I told my friend if he did that I’d give him 15k. 🐟

🤔🏹

As a newbie and new to ark I was watching a tutorial and my three brain cells though “hUh iT cAnT bE THaT hARd” boy was I wrong it took me hours just to find a plesi I don’t now why but I thought flak armor and a crossbow with bio toxin arrows would be enough to find a dunky.

I ran into one when I was water traveling with my icthy and a bow with a few arrows.. and I guess you know what happened next

If u want a fast sea Dino this is the worst h could choose its slowww as

Minnow-RIP! I’m sory for your loss

I got one, but I didn’t know they were slow af. XD

why is there no other tip 💀.

Chitin armor megalodon these guys are friendly but when you also them they will crack yours

the Coelacanth and the Trilobite where more than friends 😳🤫

The anky of the sea! A powerful brute that can bite ur arm clean off 😬

Dunkleosteus is like oh no I need to run sike I am going to kill you :)

Umm, these are very ugly, they will give you nightmares :(

Donkey: EEE AWW EEE AWW Dunkleostues: Shut Up Tiny Horse!

Oh look! A Dunkleostus! Just what I was looking for!

Oh crap, I got stuck in Elmer’s glue. ( grunting)

Oh **** it’s coming towards me at top speed

Dunkleostus: ( going - 999999 miles per hour)

Shit I’m not gonna make it out alive it’s only one foot away from me

(84 years later)

( wheezy grandpa voice) ye ain’t gonna catch me, sucka! Oh, I regret saying thatttt- AHHHHHHHH

Dunkleostus: ( moved one inch closer)

— plastic bag

Did y'all see this thing in Rebirth?

Ready to DUNK baby

I am sorry

Colienths did not like bieng the first source of fish meat and so easy to kill now they evolved and your the first source of raw meat

Weird seeing that the dunkle mines metal but doesn't break metal?

Somebody explain to me this ~ CPG