ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dunkleosteus? Funny dunkleosteus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I’ve just done the stupidest thing...
I tamed an X-Dunkle on Genesis for undersea mining. After taming it (which was way too hard) I took it for a spin at the bottom of the sea. I got like 10k stone an metal, as well as Biotoxin, ammonite bile, oil, and black pearls. I saw a low level Tuso so I decided to fight it. When I killed it, I was blinded by the ink, so I couldn’t see where I was going. I accidentally dismounted, and my dunkle got attacked by eels. By instinct, I put my dunkle in a soul ball (modded thing,) hopped on my basilo, and swam out of there as fast as I could. Unfortunately, I left the dunkles inventory at the bottom of the sea...
Rip 10000 FREAKING METAL GODDAMMIT! 🆙 if you think I am an idiot. Sorry this was long.
🎵🎶 it doesn’t look scary from afar I’ve never really seen one but🎵🎵 from the looks of it it’s ugly super very ugly so ugly ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly ugly maybe you should brush🎶 your teeth,🎵🎶 more fish because your teeth don’t look good that’s the whole thing that makes you ugly you look ugly I’ve seen you underwater, but I’ve never seen your face until 🎵🎶now you are ugly🎵🎶