Oh look! A Dunkleostus! Just what I was looking for!

Oh crap, I got stuck in Elmer’s glue. ( grunting)

Oh **** it’s coming towards me at top speed

Dunkleostus: ( going - 999999 miles per hour)

Shit I’m not gonna make it out alive it’s only one foot away from me

(84 years later)

( wheezy grandpa voice) ye ain’t gonna catch me, sucka! Oh, I regret saying thatttt- AHHHHHHHH

Dunkleostus: ( moved one inch closer)

— plastic bag