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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dunkleosteus? Funny dunkleosteus jokes submitted by ARK players.
And so here it begins. The story of how Dunkilope was killed... I was riding into the ocean, when suddenly, I found a fish. I was like “m8 let’s kill that thing with our turtle” This is where the saying “Save the Turtles!” come in. However, my turtle wasn’t saved, for it was being eaten alive by a enormous fish. However, this was no fish. This my friend, was a dunkleostues. I was honored. My turtle was being killed by something... beautiful! I trapped that big boi and tamed it! Let’s not forget about the time it took for me to knock it out. Or the animals that came to kill it. So it was tamed! I put a saddle on dat big boi right away!! I rode it into the sea, and once I was done, I put it in my water pen. Then the armies came. I woke up the next day, only to be alarmed by the message on my screen “Tribe Log : Dunkilope (Dunkleostues) was killed by” Of course, I didn’t even wanna read the rest. But I just had to. The name that killed my Dunkilope. I killed the murderer! RIP Dunkilope.😢