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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dunkleosteus? Funny dunkleosteus jokes submitted by ARK players.
This is what happens if you anger the coelacanth gods
Me: spending 700 tranq arrows
Dunky: stop please Iโm tapping out!!!!
โYou killed a dunkyโ
Me: w t freak ;-;
Dunky: stop please Iโm tapping out!!!!
โYou killed a dunkyโ
Me: w t freak ;-;
It needs braces . . . And Expanders . . . And Spacers.
So once I was a noob and found an abandoned one of these things and Iโm like โ wow omg this is amazingโ so I claimed it ( itโs already had a saddle) and I named it minnow. Me and minnow went joyriding killing megs and so much more with ease. But I had to get off so I parked it and the next day I got on and a dilo had killed me I didnโt know where I was when I died. I never saw minnow again๐
And so here it begins. The story of how Dunkilope was killed... I was riding into the ocean, when suddenly, I found a fish. I was like โm8 letโs kill that thing with our turtleโ This is where the saying โSave the Turtles!โ come in. However, my turtle wasnโt saved, for it was being eaten alive by a enormous fish. However, this was no fish. This my friend, was a dunkleostues. I was honored. My turtle was being killed by something... beautiful! I trapped that big boi and tamed it! Letโs not forget about the time it took for me to knock it out. Or the animals that came to kill it. So it was tamed! I put a saddle on dat big boi right away!! I rode it into the sea, and once I was done, I put it in my water pen. Then the armies came. I woke up the next day, only to be alarmed by the message on my screen โTribe Log : Dunkilope (Dunkleostues) was killed byโ Of course, I didnโt even wanna read the rest. But I just had to. The name that killed my Dunkilope. I killed the murderer! RIP Dunkilope.๐ข
Dunk it in water, add leosteus you got dunkleosteus
Itโs like a megaladon wearing ascendent charcoal armor
#betterthantek
#betterthantek
If a titanosaur had baby with megalodon boom dunkleosteus
Theyโre so hot I canโt stand it
Just swimming and all the sudden I feel something under my feet
Then it went away and then..
THIS SEA SCORPION MEGALODON THING DROWNED ME
Then it went away and then..
THIS SEA SCORPION MEGALODON THING DROWNED ME
Behold, the rhino of the deep!( there are no teeth, only bony plates for a replacement; and bony plates protect the head of the creature.)
Donkey: EEE AWW EEE AWW Dunkleostues: Shut Up Tiny Horse!
If u want a fast sea Dino this is the worst h could choose its slowww as
A smile only a mother would love.
He can be knockout tamed but he would rather eat himself full on forcetame
The most American fish on Earth
Hey! Itโs how megs WHERE extinct! Now....there here to do the same to us
WOW so fast so it would the swiming Olympics
I'm surprised that there kibble isn't sugar
Good luck swimming away when you see this lol