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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dunkleosteus? Funny dunkleosteus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dunkleosteus was an osteoderm or “bone skin” fish - it had massive and distinctive bone plating on its head - so technically it shouldn't drop chitin, since that is a material from invertebrates.
And at least you can punch a shark. You try punching this thing, it'll break your hand!
So once I was a noob and found an abandoned one of these things and I’m like “ wow omg this is amazing” so I claimed it ( it’s already had a saddle) and I named it minnow. Me and minnow went joyriding killing megs and so much more with ease. But I had to get off so I parked it and the next day I got on and a dilo had killed me I didn’t know where I was when I died. I never saw minnow again😕