Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dung beetle? Funny dung beetle jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2020-04-30T09:45:20+00:00

Neebs beetle dodo bird dodo bird, sitting on the back of Cooter,with the beetle that eats turds NEEEEEBS BEETLE DODO BIRD DODO BIRD

:)

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2019-07-07T21:31:06+00:00

This is the most powerful mount in ark. It can easily shrug off raptor pounces, deinonychus latches, and giga bites and have hundreds of thousands of hp still left. I can only imagine the power of a fully imprinted dung beetle...

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2018-12-09T05:53:07+00:00

Get one and you won't have any friends

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2022-03-08T04:37:50+00:00

Oh my lord it’s god……sorry it’s a ding beatle but I think there cute

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2021-08-21T14:10:45+00:00

I accidentally killed one in south cave with my Baryonyx found other one so we good

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2021-05-11T05:47:29+00:00

There are literally no comments...well that's just shitty!

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2021-04-22T11:40:10+00:00

I got one and named it snoop bc it had event colors and looked like LSD

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2020-07-24T17:23:15+00:00

Me:sir,here is your GIGA POOP SOUP!

MR bettle:why so small poop!!?,I want large one and where the hell is the WHITE LIQUID ?!!!!!!,make another one you idiot!!!!!

Me:are you kidding me?!!!,it took our chef forever to get that poop!!!

MR bettle:make a good one or I will blast you!!!!!

(DUNG BETTLE LVL1 DIED OF HUNGER AND STRESS)

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2020-03-10T03:51:42+00:00

Me:Harmless beetle will tame :

Beetle:flings me

ME:NANI

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2019-12-01T20:52:27+00:00

The name shit bug give me you crap

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2019-07-10T17:23:34+00:00

My beetle, Balloon (he was fat) has suddenly died in his sleep. I went to harvest hide while he was taking a nap, but when I returned, he was dead on my home floor. I’m now opening a Go Fund Me page for my poor Balloon to pay for funeral costs.

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2019-06-11T22:01:11+00:00

Human: exists

Dung beetle: i need soma dat poop

Everyone: um ok

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2018-10-25T15:31:58+00:00

Wow what a CRAPPY creature!

Oh I’m sorry were you expecting a SHITTY joke?

I’m sorry.

I’m sorry as SHIT! XD

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2021-02-06T09:07:40+00:00

These jokes are so sh#tty................ Nothing? Okay I'll just leave... *Cricket chirps* still nothing?! I'm outta here *poisons cricket and slams door*

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2020-11-24T17:33:16+00:00

Me taming my first dung beetle, 1 hour later, jeez chill out there buddy that's all the fertilizer I need for 4 days chill.

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2020-09-30T15:38:17+00:00

WOW,this is more of a crapy beetle than a dung beetle.

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2020-07-14T16:40:31+00:00

You can keep them in the cage so they dont run away and get lost while wandering, also makes it easier to access their inventory because they cant move away from you.

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2020-03-08T10:40:03+00:00

Compost bin: no God pls no! Noooooooooooo

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2021-08-20T00:36:20+00:00

This jerk made me come in the hunter cave just for me to die 8 did not think so shitty face😡

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2021-07-12T19:40:11+00:00

Some random guy : HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO HOLD YOUR SHIT!!

Me : until I have no more clutch up my butt.