My beetle, Balloon (he was fat) has suddenly died in his sleep. I went to harvest hide while he was taking a nap, but… | Dung Beetle Funny

355 points 😂 Funny May 2, 2018 Report

So a human can carry it, but a Tape, Ptera and Griffin can't?

Logic?

203 points 😂 Funny Jun 1, 2020 Report

Get four and call them paul, george, john and ringo. Ladies and gentlemen, the dung beatles.

156 points 😂 Funny Mar 31, 2021 Report

Funny Thing:Day 122:I looked at My dung Beetles stats AND IT SAID IT CAN HAVE A SADDLE I LOOKED THE SADDLE UP BUT THERE IS NO SADDLE (Up To make Ark add dung saddle)

211 points 😂 Funny Sep 3, 2017 Report

Do we have to bring this crap, I'm sure there's crap where were going.

133 points 😂 Funny Jan 16, 2020 Report

Tamed one with 590% melee damage... I have no clue what to do with that.

72 points 😂 Funny Jan 3, 2022 Report

A dung beetle walks into a bar he say is this stool taken?

70 points 😂 Funny Jul 22, 2021 Report

Who thinks this should have a weight redux on poop and fertilizer?!?

105 points 😂 Funny May 21, 2018 Report

Go tame a high level one and pump levels into health and melee and challenge people on your server to dung beetle death battles, winner takes away 100 metal

2 points 😂 Funny Jun 24, 2026 Report

And let me ask you, why would someone want this as a pet?

— plastic bag

88 points 😂 Funny Jun 3, 2018 Report

My friend really hated dung beetles so I tamed like 20 and scatteres them around his house. I filled the dung beetles with stones so he couldn't move them. He got so angry because he had to remove a bunch of stones from dung beetles.>:)

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