What are some funny jokes or stories about the dung beetle? Funny dung beetle jokes submitted by ARK players.
So a human can carry it, but a Tape, Ptera and Griffin can't?
Funny Thing:Day 122:I looked at My dung Beetles stats AND IT SAID IT CAN HAVE A SADDLE I LOOKED THE SADDLE UP BUT THERE IS NO SADDLE (Up To make Ark add dung saddle)
Get four and call them paul, george, john and ringo. Ladies and gentlemen, the dung beatles.
A dung beetle walks into a bar he say is this stool taken?
Do we have to bring this crap, I'm sure there's crap where were going.
Fun fact! Did you know that actual dung beetles use the stars of the Milky Way to navigate around? This has been proven by scientific research!
But most importantly
They eat ur crap
Tamed one with 590% melee damage... I have no clue what to do with that.
Who thinks this should have a weight redux on poop and fertilizer?!?
I'm scared for the poop jokes....
Attention all Americans if you get a big fat pig (piomia) and this adorable poop bug and you can get infinite oil and fertilizer but nobody likes that we just want OIL!!!!
I bet you expected a shitty joke.
I’m not sorry.
Go tame a high level one and pump levels into health and melee and challenge people on your server to dung beetle death battles, winner takes away 100 metal
Accidentally took this guy into the manticore boss fight and it ended up getting the kill on the manticore.
My friend really hated dung beetles so I tamed like 20 and scatteres them around his house. I filled the dung beetles with stones so he couldn't move them. He got so angry because he had to remove a bunch of stones from dung beetles.>:)
and Fling it
It eats our boom boom
Just wait and see
Well, there I was, a human who just spawned. And then I just ran into this guy saying “press 0 to feed poop” wth
I wish they were shown rolling the poop around when wandering with poop in their inventory, like the real ones
Get phiomia and a dung beetle and youve made a living compost bin!
WHY DO THESE POO EATERS LOOK SO CUTE