Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some stories about the dragon? Memorable dragon stories, wild encounters, and fan fiction.
DTG, this is your last chance, call me PM one more time AND YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE INE GUY HERE WHO ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT TYPOS, unless Ackbar is here Somewhere, cHanging the sUbject, where is Ackbar, he mysTeriously disappeared in tapejara when he said he was going to write the next chapter in karkinos, but it doesn't seem to be Up there or anywhere else. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Maybe he's dead.
~(P)oecilotheria metallica.
DTG, bye, because I'm about to plant a tree on you and the whole of the dragon section. Goodbye, forever.
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~Poecilotheria metallica
LLP(Long Live Practicality)
PM, I relieve you of your excuse of an arguing position today,
Because the argument never existed, it never has, I've been arguing with google.
*crowd gasps*
I put some of your "arguments" through a plagiarism test, and the best of them, not surprisingly, came back as heavily plagiarized. Imagine wanting to seem super smart, but not even covering up your damn tracks. You can get in trouble for not using quotation marks while COMPLETELY stealing and not even changing the wording. I am not lying, I have extreme evidence.
Not only that, but you have directly said budda was wrong about some things, not elaborating or researching, so not only are your arguments lazily stolen, but they are also unsupported. Now tell me. How can we end an argument that never even happened? Huh? Do you have a dumb argument for that too?
You cannot have an argument with someone who actually uses their own opinions when YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY! I'm sure you don't even know what 90% of the things you've argued over even are. More proof:
Seasnake said, "PM is probably a college student" and you didn't respond at all, although you most definitely saw that post, leading me to believe that you aren't a college student, LEADING ME TO BELIEVE you don't even understand the concepts you pretend to be a master of, YOU STEAL THEM FROM PEOPLE WHO DO, since MOST (not all) people who are not yet in college, do not understand them.
"The proxy for intelligence" argument, not including the beginning where you mentioned me, came back 100% plagiarized.
Swamp guy, seasnake, CL1, and everyone else, I hereby sign the peace treaty, BUT YOU MUST AT LEAST TAKE MY POINTS INTO ACCOUNT.
-a finally finished DTG
DTG, SERIOUSLY, I have ended this already, but you continuing has forced me to continue due to my annoying tendency to take any challenge head on.
don't take that badly, please, I am not religious but I am literally praying right now you don't take that badly.
Argument is hereby ended, I am filing the events of the argument into this lyrical folder, to officially
End.
The.
Debate.
Once there was a large argument.
Over data that was meant
To be taken into account.
When considering dodos.
this managed to amount,
In a 'minor' debate.
Due to a processing mistake.
There was a long discussion
Causing great concussion.
In every fanfictioner.
Fortunately The actions of skronkmonster, swamp and seasnake.
Were enough to make forgiveness a piece of cake*
And now here I am,
This ending's not a scam.
I truly am sincere,
We've all had a bad year.
So such tension is normal.
We just must try to keep the war small.
I'm not gonna lie,
Being rude is as easy as pie.
But it's critical to try,
To stay in a group,
Even if our life is poop.
And now I write this song,
And accept what I've done wrong.
And don't worry,
I really am sorry.
All I've got left to say,
Is have a good day.
Because we all have stories to write
And battles not to fight.
So I really will say.
I don't want to stay,
This argument has been long enough.
Over trivial stuff.
I'm going off to do other things,
I might write a chapter, I might sprout wings.
(Highly unlikely but I'm running out of time,
To think up a good rhyme)
So let us go,
And do what we do.
And by the way, this has not been bliss
But I really don't give a (think what rhymes, because I am not writing that!)
Now I've got character design,
To interrupt this line.
I hope I won't see you next time,
Because it has not been fun.
And I totally am done.
I know you agree,
So let us just see
Where fate carries us,
Like an ethereal omnibus.
Now let me make it clear.
I am being so sincere.
We both have to go.
This meeting has brought us low.
Let's get on with our life,
And stop this needless strife.
Get on with our life. . .
Get on with our life. . .
Get on with our. . .
L
I
F
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*That was sarcastic, it has been hard, but it's done now, or if it's not, then I certainly am.
~Poecilotheria metallica,
Ps. and honestly that song came out better than I expected, hope you agree, either way,
Until we meet again, hopefully on peaceful terms.
I love #FF4L. That can be our motto/slogan. LLP is what I made up. Put a hashtag if you want. We don’t necessarily have to use it. STP is one I like, but only should be used if we are breaking something up, along with LLP. Just my thoughts. I am not the boss (no one is) around here.
#FF4L
- The Nazgûl
Nazgûl is right.
What are we doing here? Threatening to break up our friendship? What will happen after that falls?
What is the point of the arguement, the intelligence of dodos? WHO CARES?
If some of us are from different political perspectives, if some of us are asian or white or african american, if some of us are female and some are male while the age range varies, we are still fanfictioners! Why let a puny argument break us up? Just look at Silver Dye! Everyone there is having fun; why do we stand here and yell science or abusive insults at eachother? WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ALL THIS? Our viewers and Bob are probably just standing here awkwardly as we throw bricks at eachother! SERIOUSLY. WE ARE COMPLETE IDIOTS.
Let's all SHUT UP and leave Dragon section, where normal people just want to write stories. We'll let this section cool off. We are all friends, the main fanfictioners.
:)
<3
~a slightly amused Seasnake
The thing is. Pigeons probably can, humans are just [REDACTED] and THINK they can't because they simply think their species is the most intelligent, and of course they can't do algebra, they don't have a written language, they have to do everything in their head with basically no reference point.
After all, take something a human has likely only done once, three divided by seven hundred and eighty one thousand four hundred and ninety three. The answer is of course 3.83880597778866E-6 (of course) or I'm using a broken calculator, pigeons do that every day using nothing but tiny crystals of Incredibly magnetic rock on their brains, they seriously are smart, you are just defending the erroneous view that [REDACTED]
Because you think [REDACTED]
Just end this [REDACTED]
So we can [REDACTED]
Because [REDACTED]
so [REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
Sorry, I'm trying to prevent an [REDACTED] from breaking out, unfortunately [REDACTED] is not [REDACTED]
Bye.
Ps [REDACTED]
~Poecilotheria [REDACTED]
Goodbye [REDACTED]
Extingtion chapter 5 (reuploided): one hell of a dragon. Made by krill.
I was alone in the arena of the dragon, my tribe must have left me and my Rex by the tribute.
-this is gonna go bad... is there anything that i can do to defeat this dragon.
The dragon roared over the arena and before i know it the dragon was flying up to the mountain of fire.
-come down so i can kick your ass you little sick fuc*er!
Well chapter 5 part 2 in this section yay
Rathalos (S2 Ep41)
“Oh, hello guys.” Zane said, quickly covering something on his arm. “What’s up?” “Why’d you leave, Zane?” Riker asked. “Was it... because of me?” Cary said, looking at the floor. “No.” Zane said affirmatively. “Well than what was it?” Rathalos asked, raising one canine eyebrow. “Well... I didn’t want to tell you yet but...” he uncovered his arm to reveal... a control panel. “GAH!” Everyone but Cary yelled, Riley fell over, Riker almost fell, Rathalos stepped back, and Cary just looked relieved it wasn’t because of her. “So let me get this strait:” Riker said, taking a deep breath, “You’re a Hybrid, You could be brainwashed any minute, you’re a frickin robot, and the person a trusted for weeks tried to kill me with a giant fire breathing dodo!” She finished. Cary stared at the floor. Riley just cringed. And Zane pulled his sleeves over his control panel. Rathalos just said:
“Yep.”
Seriously...
That's a tactic called "having the last word"
NO NO NO NO!
NO!
NAH!
yes humans are obviously smarter than pigeons, and NO it's not like pigeons can find the slope and Y intercept of an equation or do algebra!
NO!
And swamp guy...Budda did exist...
He's not a god, he was actually just a normal guy that people thought was like magical or something, even though he was just a super smart, but regular guy.
Oh don't get me started on religion...
I have a burning hatred for a couple religions...
For shoving their dumb beliefs down our throats hoping we'll just up and believe them...
NO!
And Seasnake, if it's so easy to tell someone's gender, then you should know shronkmonster's by now...
guys,
DON'T TEAR ME APART LIKE A PACK OF HYENAS FOR SAYING ANY OF THIS!
-DTG
(stealing the last word since...three months ago)
DtG, I don't care if it's making you argue or not, weird arguments about
• the intelligence of giant extinct pigeons
• the meaning of life
• whether Buddha ever existed
Or not, we're all fanfictioners, and fanfictioners support each other, to be honest, it's kind of humourous how ironic it is that two people who are good at resolving arguments were stuck in an argument over a trivial matter for a few days.
Anyway, someone had better go tell seasnake that dragon section is safe now.
~poecilotheria metallica