(Gets skewered by flames)

You’re TOAST. Get ROASTED. That’s a serious BURN. Man, I’m on FIRE. Okay, I’ll admit those were bad ones, ‘CAUSE THEY WERE OVERCOOKED!!!!!!!!!!!!

If yall have watched how to train ur dragon,hiccup cant tame this one sadly,even if he tried,his hand would be chomped straight off,toothless would be next lol

Get a tribemate bola your tribemate and run away so they will die and you will live

Me: where is it

Friend: it above you

Me: OOOOOOOOH SH*T

Friend: haha ur dead... and now I am

Glory WHAT DID YOU DO?

…the white powder

And you thought wyverns were bad…

Me;

Got my gun,

Got my armor,

Got my RL,

Got me brews,

I got my ta - oh shit I forgot my tames

Dragon:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Cant be tamed.Hah!just watch ark!I will work my magic.(starts typing)FORCETAME!hahaha

Bring Dovahkiin and you’ll be ok. He’ll actually kill it, unlike Dany. She’ll probably die trying to pet it like it’s How to train your dragon. Bring her when you’re hatching wyverns.

Ohh,the dragonets are coming,they’re coming to save the day, there here to fight, they know what’s right,the dragonets, hooray!

Friend in ark:hey dude let’s fight what ever is in this obilesk

Me:not that one maybe we can do the ice titan

Friend:nah that’s for baby’s

Me:fine go fight your doom and demise

Friend:*starts battle* what’s so bad about thi-

Friend:FLIP

Me:I’m gonna beat this thing

The dragon:RUN

Me:BYE

Dragon:nope

Me: dead KO

Real men will punch this thing in the gut, if dared to.

Wyvarn: uhh sould I eat this?

T. rex: sure

Wyvarn eats crack

Dragon ( aka wyvarn): uhhh what the hell

T. rex left

WHO WOULD WIN?

A dragon often mistaken being as big as a mountain with animus powers(magic) and can’t be physically hurt ( Darkstaker)

OR

This giant Rex army destroyer named Dragon

True fact I killed the ice titan before I killed the dragon

Favourite food. admin heat forcetame.

Bring a bola and club but if you want to you could use a slingshot. You could even use a crossbow and tranqs but it’s not worth it for the tame. Use plenty of raw meat (around 20 or even 30 for spoilage) and bring around 40 narcoberries. Dododex please add taming calculator for this people need to know how many rocks it will take to knock it. Also, it is bola-able so please add that too.

Therizeno: I can slice dears in half

Giga: I can bite your neck in half you weak

Rex: me and therezino can work together and kill you

Managarmer: I can freeze your butts off into space

Dragon 🐉 has entered the chat 💬 you all will die by my fire unless you bow 🙇 down to me

Therizeno Giga Rex and managarmer bowd 🙇🏼‍♀️🙇🏻🙇🏾‍♂️🙇🏾‍♀️and died

🦹🏻‍♀️🦹🏼🦹🏽‍♂️V.S🦸🏻‍♂️🦸🏻‍♀️🦸🏽

Da NA NA NA NA NA NA

DARKSTALKER