Bro, how’d Darkstalker get in ARK?

Beware the darkness of pros

Beware the stalker of lames

Beware the talons of power and fire

Beware the one that gives out free tames

Something is coming to shake the earth

Something is coming to scorch the ground

ARK will fall beneath gamer gods and dragons

Unless the lost noob can be found

— plastic bag

this is yet another situation where you bola your friend and run for your life

Painted black and name a toothless and now you have the how to train your Dragon toothless

When ARK has lasted twenty years…

The pro gamers will come

When the land is soaked in noobs and tears

the pro gamers will come

Find the gamer tag of “ # whoopsy doo”

The Night player shall come to you

The biggest YouTuber in mountain high

Will gift you the tamed dragon wings of sky

For # big boy chonkers search through wall mart

He will give you a giga that has much heart

And hidden alone from the rival noobs

# Alexthedestroyer awaits unseen

Of the three ARK managers who Bob Burt and Bill

Two shall get fired and one shall be renamed Will

If he comes to his boss with an excuse that is stronger than a sickness

He shall have the power of ARK’s wickedness

Five pro gamers to meet on the longest night

Five pro gamers ready to stop the fight

They will rise to bring the light

The pro gamers are coming…

— plastic bag

U r a dragon, wut should u do when u see a player?

A: I will breath a little plume of fire near him. That should be enough.

B:what him with your mighty and fat tail

C:do not question me! I do not have time for puny “if ur a dragon” questions!

Answer: it does not matter what u do because u just got force tamed.

When the land was soaked with noobs and tears..

The dragons will come.

When the war had lasted all of ARK's years..

The dragons will come.

Find the spino egg in deepest blue,

Wings of wyvern will come to you.

The largest egg in the mountain high,

Will give you a giga's word for sky.

Dug deep in the mud,

A rexy egg the color of dragon blood,

And hidden alone from the rival snails,

The titanosaur egg is waiting to be revealed.

Three bosses who blister, blaze and burn-

The others will die as it's the dragpn's turn,

His destiny is to be stronger and higher,

He has the power of Noobs On Fire.

Five eggs to hatch on the hottest night,

Five eggs for the humans to down their might,

The dragon is coming.

Face your fate.

POV: Jurassic world be like: r u ready for a brrrraaaandddd neeeeewwww dinnnooooo??

Crowd: YEAH!

Narrator: reveals cage

Crowd: oooh aaah

Narrator: yes yes, I know it’s impressive. We made it in a lab just a few days- -

Dragon: burns through cage and eats narrator

Crowd; 😫

Dragon burns everything to ashes: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Real men tame an army of dodo's and kill the dragon

Wyvern: IM UNSTOPPABLE!!!

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