True fact I killed the ice titan before I killed the dragon

Oh look it Spyro wait…OMG HE GONNA KILL ME

Alduin be looking different... And more Evil...

Me wandering around my world: WHO SUMMED A FRIKEN DRAGON!?!?!!?!

Now we just need to poot him in a mountain with a bunch of gold and hire a hobbit to play the part of bilbo

Da NA NA NA NA NA NA

DARKSTALKER

First of all, you’re going to need to go to Bleak Falls Barrow to collect the Dragonstone…

Dragon:me best boss ever

Dodorex:OY WADDA SAY

Dragon:GUD BYE

Dodorex:just what I thought

So why is it’s name “Dragon” I mean if I could name this I would name it something awesome like the “kihira” or “baby lizard king” or something.

If you want to tame one of these you have to sacrifice a giga and your first dodo (btw they only eat premium rhynio pheremone)

Therizeno: I can slice dears in half

Giga: I can bite your neck in half you weak

Rex: me and therezino can work together and kill you

Managarmer: I can freeze your butts off into space

Dragon 🐉 has entered the chat 💬 you all will die by my fire unless you bow 🙇 down to me

Therizeno Giga Rex and managarmer bowd 🙇🏼‍♀️🙇🏻🙇🏾‍♂️🙇🏾‍♀️and died

🦹🏻‍♀️🦹🏼🦹🏽‍♂️V.S🦸🏻‍♂️🦸🏻‍♀️🦸🏽

T-Rex and Spine-o-Sarus seeing who is stronger

Dragon: RoSa, HoLd My BaBY!!!!!!

😂😂😂😂😂

Man this fight is gonna dragon isnt it? Don't know if I'll be able to take the heat. Guess I just gotta breast, dont horde too many unnecessary items, and slay his ass

if you're ever bored just go to console commands and say gmsummon "Dragon_Character_BP_C" 120000. Then put it in your crosahairs and use the forcetame command to be able to ride it. Also when you dismount use the tail to get down if you want to live.

Pretty easy tame, got it day 2 and it only took 3 meat, it is a passive tame though.

I didn’t know so many people read wings of fire

Welcome to my tutorial on how to tame creatures on ark survival evolved. Step 1: Prepare with some narco berries and a bola, Step 2: Find the Dragon, Step 3: Die

There I was flying on my level 200 pteradon and all I see is a huge tank dragon flying then all of a sudden it sees me and I shit my pants and got the hell out of there😱😱😱

An ac of 18 and health in the thousands we gonna need high level adventurers for this one

Paint it black max out its stats name it Fatalis and watch as the world burns