Friend in ark:hey dude let’s fight what ever is in this obilesk
Me:not that one maybe we can do the ice titan
Friend:nah that’s for baby’s
Me:fine go fight your doom and demise
Friend:*starts battle* what’s so bad about thi-
When you spawn a alpha dragon in the monke boss area.
Dragon: I don't think I belong here :/
this is yet another situation where you bola your friend and run for your life
Hiccup looks at this, thinks, and says,
Imma call it Arkwing
Wyvern: IM UNSTOPPABLE!!!
Dragon has joined the chat
Wyvern has left the chat
When the land was soaked with noobs and tears..
The dragons will come.
When the war had lasted all of ARK's years..
Find the spino egg in deepest blue,
Wings of wyvern will come to you.
The largest egg in the mountain high,
Will give you a giga's word for sky.
Dug deep in the mud,
A rexy egg the color of dragon blood,
And hidden alone from the rival snails,
The titanosaur egg is waiting to be revealed.
Three bosses who blister, blaze and burn-
The others will die as it's the dragpn's turn,
His destiny is to be stronger and higher,
He has the power of Noobs On Fire.
Five eggs to hatch on the hottest night,
Five eggs for the humans to down their might,
The dragon is coming.
Face your fate.
HoW tO dOmInAtE yOuR sErVeR.
1. Force tame it
2. Paint it black
3. Set on agresive
4. Let it fly away on wander ( befor u let it fly away make sure it has heck high stats, speed, health, damage, and air. )
5. Sit back and relax
6. Watch all the players die
7. Get pop corn
8. Get Pepsi
9. Just watch em die
10. Enjoy it.
Remember Spyro the Dragon? This is him now, feel old yet?
Aha! A challenger! Feel my wrath, puny huma-
"Name your new tame!"
If u ever encounter this...
Only Dovahkiin can save you.