Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dragon? Funny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.
*dragon singing* I have the speed of a gallimimus and the strength of a rex the buff of a spino and all of the rest, I sore like an argentavis my fire burns like a wyvern’s and you can not kill me because i’m the best.
me: clapping* 👏🏻
dragon: thank you, thank you
dragon may i continue?
me: yes plz!
*dragon singing* when you see me it will be to late, you’ll be running for your life filled will regret and hate, because when you see my death is your fate, not even your tek rexes nor gigas can even scratch me, because when i’m in alpha mode no matter the situation you can not beat me.
hope you enjoyed this! 🔥🐉
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