Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dragon? Funny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.
*teleports in with theri's and yuty*(alpha)
"OK guys we can do this let's go woo"
*uses courage roar theri's do good damage*
"Huh I wonder why it's flying so high well I'll just wait for it to come back it's not like it can do anything"
*waits a few seconds and looks up*
"is ThAt a fIrEbaLllLllLlL?"
*firey agony and doom*
"Ahhhhhhh!"
*Your theri level 194 died* 6 times
"OH NO not gOoD"
*all but 2 theris die*
"Welp I'm fOrKeD"
*armor breaking at max volume"
"sHetc
*You died*
*moves to console power button*
*click*
"Now let's watch ppl do it right on yt and act like nothing happened"
*dragon singing* I have the speed of a gallimimus and the strength of a rex the buff of a spino and all of the rest, I sore like an argentavis my fire burns like a wyvern’s and you can not kill me because i’m the best.
me: clapping* 👏🏻
dragon: thank you, thank you
dragon may i continue?
me: yes plz!
*dragon singing* when you see me it will be to late, you’ll be running for your life filled will regret and hate, because when you see my death is your fate, not even your tek rexes nor gigas can even scratch me, because when i’m in alpha mode no matter the situation you can not beat me.
hope you enjoyed this! 🔥🐉