Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dragon? Funny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.
U r a dragon, wut should u do when u see a player?
A: I will breath a little plume of fire near him. That should be enough.
B:what him with your mighty and fat tail
C:do not question me! I do not have time for puny “if ur a dragon” questions!
Answer: it does not matter what u do because u just got force tamed.
Me: Kills Broodmother and Megapithecus
Time to go fight dragon with my Spinos
Dragon: Spits fireball
Me: HELP ME SHREK AND RAPTOR JESUS, IT KILLED MY ARMY
Prayers to Captain Flynn (my Yutyrannus) and my Spino army 😢
Gonna admin command the dragon trophy and skip straight to Overseer
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