Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dragon? Funny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: Kills Broodmother and Megapithecus
Time to go fight dragon with my Spinos
Dragon: Spits fireball
Me: HELP ME SHREK AND RAPTOR JESUS, IT KILLED MY ARMY
Prayers to Captain Flynn (my Yutyrannus) and my Spino army 😢
Gonna admin command the dragon trophy and skip straight to Overseer
Therizeno: I can slice dears in half
Giga: I can bite your neck in half you weak
Rex: me and therezino can work together and kill you
Managarmer: I can freeze your butts off into space
Dragon 🐉 has entered the chat 💬 you all will die by my fire unless you bow 🙇 down to me
Therizeno Giga Rex and managarmer bowd 🙇🏼♀️🙇🏻🙇🏾♂️🙇🏾♀️and died
🦹🏻♀️🦹🏼🦹🏽♂️V.S🦸🏻♂️🦸🏻♀️🦸🏽
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