Not even the Dragonborn can eat this things soul
this is yet another situation where you bola your friend and run for your life
Real men tame an army of dodo's and kill the dragon
When the land was soaked with noobs and tears..
The dragons will come.
When the war had lasted all of ARK's years..
Find the spino egg in deepest blue,
Wings of wyvern will come to you.
The largest egg in the mountain high,
Will give you a giga's word for sky.
Dug deep in the mud,
A rexy egg the color of dragon blood,
And hidden alone from the rival snails,
The titanosaur egg is waiting to be revealed.
Three bosses who blister, blaze and burn-
The others will die as it's the dragpn's turn,
His destiny is to be stronger and higher,
He has the power of Noobs On Fire.
Five eggs to hatch on the hottest night,
Five eggs for the humans to down their might,
The dragon is coming.
Face your fate.
*teleports in with theri's and yuty*(alpha)
"OK guys we can do this let's go woo"
*uses courage roar theri's do good damage*
"Huh I wonder why it's flying so high well I'll just wait for it to come back it's not like it can do anything"
*waits a few seconds and looks up*
"is ThAt a fIrEbaLllLllLlL?"
*firey agony and doom*
*Your theri level 194 died* 6 times
"OH NO not gOoD"
*all but 2 theris die*
"Welp I'm fOrKeD"
*armor breaking at max volume"
*moves to console power button*
"Now let's watch ppl do it right on yt and act like nothing happened"
Wyvern: IM UNSTOPPABLE!!!
Dragon has joined the chat
Wyvern has left the chat
HoW tO dOmInAtE yOuR sErVeR.
1. Force tame it
2. Paint it black
3. Set on agresive
4. Let it fly away on wander ( befor u let it fly away make sure it has heck high stats, speed, health, damage, and air. )
5. Sit back and relax
6. Watch all the players die
7. Get pop corn
8. Get Pepsi
9. Just watch em die
10. Enjoy it.
Anyone thinking Wings of Fire? Anyone?
If u ever encounter this...
Only Dovahkiin can save you.
Bola your mate and run for dear life
Bring along Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons, and you'll probably be okay.