The question is...

WhY dO tHeSe GuYs PoOp So FrIgGeN mUcH!?!

Me ona deodurius when rolling: THEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY HATIN,

*bumps into rock*

Me: ok *turns*

Me ona armadillo: THEY SEE MOI ROLLINGGGGG THEY HATINNNNN wait it blue but isn’t fast.

Sonic ate to many hamburgers and evolved

My sisters tribemate found a blue Doedicurus and shouted in chat “I FOUND SONIC”

Paint it blue or find a blue one then max out speed and call it sonic

You just got rickrolled.

a hElpFul Tip SHoULd iNClUde a FEw mOrE WOrdS

Either my dude is straight trippin, or there is a bug in my game. Everytime i smash a rock, it says ‘regaining food’

How is the rider not crushed to death?

Once my tribe was trying to tame one of these but we ran out of darts so 2 of my tribe mates cornered it and ko’ed it with their fists click that green arrow so bored admins can see

When you see one close to your base.” Nah man I’ll get it another time. (When that time comes) “Ok where is that dude.He is gone. I guess I’ll go to the redwood biome to tame one” (Gets there) “Ok I tamed one. Now to get him to my base. NOoOooO. My pteranodon died!!! I guess I will have to go on foot. I hope nothing kills it in the swamp. Nooo leeches, nooo sarcos, noooo kapros. (Dies) Ok i have to get back really fast. Ok he is still alive. Cmon lets go home. (Barely gets home.) True Story.

When you see one close to your base.” Nah man I’ll get it another time. (When that time comes) “Ok where is that dude.He is gone. I guess I’ll go to the redwood biome to tame one” (Gets there) “Ok I tamed one. Now to get him to my base. NOoOooO. My pteranodon died!!! I guess I will have to go on foot. I hope nothing kills it in the swamp. Nooo leeches, nooo sarcos, noooo kapros. (Dies) Ok i have to get back really fast. Ok he is still alive. Cmon lets go home. (Barely gets home.) True Story.