I once tried to kill one of these, 120 arrows, 30 shotgun shells, and 6 broken hatchets later, I realized they where invincible inside their shells

Paint it blue or find a blue one then max out speed and call it sonic

Either my dude is straight trippin, or there is a bug in my game. Everytime i smash a rock, it says ‘regaining food’

Once my tribe was trying to tame one of these but we ran out of darts so 2 of my tribe mates cornered it and ko’ed it with their fists click that green arrow so bored admins can see

How is the rider not crushed to death?

I was trying to tame this one near the beach it eventually went into the water and curled up then he drowned how could I cause a armidillo to commit suicide

While rolling turn on the song "they see me rolling they hating"

I’m using about 500 Tranq arrow!!! Broke 5 Crossbow!!! to Knock out this guy level 290. Then I named it “MF”

This guy gets bullied by terror birds 1 up vot = one prayer.