Paint it blue or find a blue one then max out speed and call it sonic

Either my dude is straight trippin, or there is a bug in my game. Everytime i smash a rock, it says ‘regaining food’

so your telling me you are the best stone harvest on the island map but you can’t break stone walls?

How is the rider not crushed to death?

When you see one close to your base.” Nah man I’ll get it another time. (When that time comes) “Ok where is that dude.He is gone. I guess I’ll go to the redwood biome to tame one” (Gets there) “Ok I tamed one. Now to get him to my base. NOoOooO. My pteranodon died!!! I guess I will have to go on foot. I hope nothing kills it in the swamp. Nooo leeches, nooo sarcos, noooo kapros. (Dies) Ok i have to get back really fast. Ok he is still alive. Cmon lets go home. (Barely gets home.) True Story.

They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrolling and tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

Giga: please no

So I tried taming a lvl 130 Doedicurus, and to be prepared I made 300 tranq arrows, I was aware it would curl into a ball if it took too much damage, so I began to tranq it, 50 arrows in, it decided to jump off a cliff and luckily not die, I jumped after it only to be greeted by a raptor that had to take my attention, giving my friend time to decrease torp, after I dealt with the raptor I continued to shoot the Doe with more tranq arrows, but it didn't move, neither agro neither curl up in a ball, simply freezing,I thought this might be my chance to tranq it, after finishing 100 arrows on it I was gettint worried it was glitched, so I left the server and came back in case my ping was affecting it, continued and finished all my arrows and still, it wasn't moving but stil not unconscious, I can only assume the animation of curling into a ball glitched and I was basically wastin my arrows lol

You like rolling? Try rolling in first person.

How does your spine not break while you roll with one of these things