My sisters tribemate found a blue Doedicurus and shouted in chat “I FOUND SONIC”

Paint it blue or find a blue one then max out speed and call it sonic

I once tried to kill one of these, 120 arrows, 30 shotgun shells, and 6 broken hatchets later, I realized they where invincible inside their shells

Either my dude is straight trippin, or there is a bug in my game. Everytime i smash a rock, it says ‘regaining food’

How is the rider not crushed to death?

I was trying to tame this one near the beach it eventually went into the water and curled up then he drowned how could I cause a armidillo to commit suicide

I’m using about 500 Tranq arrow!!! Broke 5 Crossbow!!! to Knock out this guy level 290. Then I named it “MF”

While rolling turn on the song "they see me rolling they hating"

Ark logic: they can break rocks, which are made of stone. They can’t break stone walls, which are also made of stone. Huh?