You like rolling? Try rolling in first person.

My sisters tribemate found a blue Doedicurus and shouted in chat “I FOUND SONIC”

When you see one close to your base.” Nah man I’ll get it another time. (When that time comes) “Ok where is that dude.He is gone. I guess I’ll go to the redwood biome to tame one” (Gets there) “Ok I tamed one. Now to get him to my base. NOoOooO. My pteranodon died!!! I guess I will have to go on foot. I hope nothing kills it in the swamp. Nooo leeches, nooo sarcos, noooo kapros. (Dies) Ok i have to get back really fast. Ok he is still alive. Cmon lets go home. (Barely gets home.) True Story.

How is the rider not crushed to death?