Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
DONT APPROACH!!!! these hostile creatures will one shot your titans and gigas and everything in a 5 mile radious be carefull also to tame these beasts you have to stun them then keep hitting them with bolas and shocking trancdarts for about 24 to 48 hours depending on the level just remember if you subscribe to mrbeast it will tame in one punch and a bud light
Prepare to tame with this list:
Armor:Highest Quality Tek Armor
Weaponry:Highest Quality Rocket Launcher
Taming Food:Extraordinary Kibble,made with the finest Yutyrannus Eggs
K.O. Method:Highest Quality Longneck Rifle with Shocking Tranq Darts
Dinos:Giga,Rex,or Dodorex
Take on this ferocious beast with anything less and you will perish
Lol
Ok I was casually walcking on the beach with my dodo looking for itchy to tame spoiler dident find eny wen I see a level 1 giga I was only level 26 so he insta 1 shot me i assumed my dodo was dead I was playing solo so I dident see the chat msg saying it died I went back to we’re I died assuming to get my stuff back but wen I got there my dodo was just standing there I sall my dead body next to him I went to get it then I checked my dodos inventory and boom I sall a but load of prime and wen I was done scrolling. Down there it was the giga heart gigas learned that day the dodo rebelyen wood not be over taken so esely and that’s why I take my level 1188636364 dodo every time I go sum we’re dangerous