Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hardest tame ever. Shot it 200+ times with a 2k damage longneck (mobile) and it just wouldnt go to sleep and i ran out. The next day i came with 50000 darts and it finally went to sleep on the last dart but even then it took 100 giga hearts to tame! Like what the hell?! I managed to tame it after 5 full days monitoring it and giving it 100 narcotics an hour and it had a huge nerf after i tamed it, went down from 10000000 health to only 40. Was very upsetting.
The dodo cookbook: mashed potatoes
1 cup of dodo
3 cups of feathers
Mix on a beach using a hatchet
When you have prepared the dough make sure to add in azulberries and tintoberries along with a fair amount of rock carrots
Serve on a thatch/wood/stone/metal foundation (tech can cause the dough to harden)
Dodo:hello mr raptor
raptor:hello beautiful dodo bird do you want to go and eat raw prime meats for dinner ?
dodo:yes and I would like to eat titanoberries with it.
raptor:ok dodo bird.
the overseer(in the space):hey that raptor has to kill that dodo.My island is broken so I will explode it.
after a few seconds.
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmm.
brodmother lyrix:why did you explode that ark?
overseer:because the raptor was going to eat dinner with a dodo bird!
If you like chicken nuggets this is your favorite song if you like chicken nuggets then you have to sing along a honey mustard barbecue ketchup dipping all my nuggets in a sauce if you don’t like chicken nuggets then I don’t think we can be friends yah this is your favorite song SORRY I WAS BORED