I’m a dodo!

Dilo: Cool, I’m going to eat you!

Sabertooth: Well, I’m going to eat you!

Carbon: Well, not today!

Raptor: I eat Carbonemy Crustacean Soup. (Terror Bird: I’m with raptor!)

Trike: Well, look who’s here raptor!

Purlovia: I’m going to go so hard on you that you will become dinner tonight!

Stego: I’m obviously the most powerful!

Carno: Cool, because I’m going to eat all of you!

Ankylosaurus: No.

Doedicurus: So? I can roll up into a shell!

Paraceratherium: Stompity stomp, size matters.

Daeodon: Size doesn’t matter.

Therizinosaurus: Power has crafted me to life, and I will end you.

Rex: Chomp all of you obviously, I am the strongest out of all.

Allosaurus: Being solitary is worse than being in a pack, dummy!

Giga: I’m the destroyer of worlds!

Titanosaur: …

Player: “I CAN DO ANYTHING!”

Dodo… yes or no? Weak or buff? Cool or lame? Dodo….

Dodos in Ark: 🐔

Dodos in Dododex Funny Section:🗡️ 🐔🖕

How much dodos does it take to kill a giga? Simple question. ARE YOU DUCKING CRAZY?

This is not about the die but i want to show it.

The fitness gram pacer test is a multi million dollar Company to torture children for their souls

Once you tame one u can throw it at an angy Dino and then the Dino will attack the dodo instead

Why do I feel like the dodo is the most abused Dino in ark. 😬

Dodo. A human level 12 SANS!!!!! Sans leve 999999 yep kill HUMMAN dodo hi.. humman hi…..? Sans/ dodo kills EXPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

These things will actually attack if you take it’s eggs they’re weak but they still attack

So my dodo was on wander and I said to him are u ready for thanksgiving cos u are the bird of honour but it ran away from me so I trank him and I’m ready for thanksgiving and so is he...

I feel like...

1. You're bored

2. You're a complete noob

3. You only tame dodos

It’s Reggie from Freebirds. But he is a bigger coward and he’s adorable AF

I’m just putting this tip in dodo bc it’s the basic creature but when you get high level in ark it becomes like Pokemon you just want to catch em all

I had a dodo an it killed a sarco

WhY eVeRyBoDy ThInK dOdO sO dAnGeRoUsE?!?

Hardest tame ever. Shot it 200+ times with a 2k damage longneck (mobile) and it just wouldnt go to sleep and i ran out. The next day i came with 50000 darts and it finally went to sleep on the last dart but even then it took 100 giga hearts to tame! Like what the hell?! I managed to tame it after 5 full days monitoring it and giving it 100 narcotics an hour and it had a huge nerf after i tamed it, went down from 10000000 health to only 40. Was very upsetting.

The dodo cookbook: mashed potatoes

1 cup of dodo

3 cups of feathers

Mix on a beach using a hatchet

When you have prepared the dough make sure to add in azulberries and tintoberries along with a fair amount of rock carrots

Serve on a thatch/wood/stone/metal foundation (tech can cause the dough to harden)

It’s as powerful as the Planet Killer from Star Trek!

You have been warned...

THES GUYS CAN KILL TITANOSAURS AND GIGA’S….. DONT UNDERESTIMATE THESE LITTLE EVIL SAVAGE CREATURES. ALERT: YOU WILL GET 1 SHOTED 😱

They are ton of them on my island so...everyday i'll kill 5 of them..then throw the dead dodo into river for no reason🙂