Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2021-02-16T11:54:30+00:00

Dodo:hello mr raptor

raptor:hello beautiful dodo bird do you want to go and eat raw prime meats for dinner ?

dodo:yes and I would like to eat titanoberries with it.

raptor:ok dodo bird.

the overseer(in the space):hey that raptor has to kill that dodo.My island is broken so I will explode it.

after a few seconds.

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmm.

brodmother lyrix:why did you explode that ark?

overseer:because the raptor was going to eat dinner with a dodo bird!

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2021-02-03T22:53:06+00:00

If you like chicken nuggets this is your favorite song if you like chicken nuggets then you have to sing along a honey mustard barbecue ketchup dipping all my nuggets in a sauce if you don’t like chicken nuggets then I don’t think we can be friends yah this is your favorite song SORRY I WAS BORED

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2021-02-03T22:14:22+00:00

My level 300 Dodo killed a level 122 Spinosaurus it was sooooo funny

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2021-02-01T22:27:53+00:00

We need more mobile exclusive things. So how abt a dodo griffin?

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2021-01-27T18:17:54+00:00

Best raid dinosaur throw it at big basic and watch

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2021-01-26T19:42:23+00:00

GUYS WHATEVER YOU FO BE CAREFUL THESE THINGS ARE THE MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE GAME IT CAN KILL ALL THE BOSSES AND YOU RUN IF YOU SEE ONE OH MY GOD

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2021-01-26T14:17:50+00:00

I play on the island and sacrafice one to megaladons every day

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2021-01-04T04:38:58+00:00

These things are actually bosses and cannot be tamed, they give the most element out of all of the bosses but you can only attack using land creatures

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2021-01-04T02:33:41+00:00

Name it after your ex and punch it as you go out the door

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2020-12-25T21:31:41+00:00

Its useful for...

nevermind

A helpful tip should include a few more worda

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2020-11-24T17:44:58+00:00

I typed Chickenosaurus Rex instead of dodo and this keeps happening to me.

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2020-11-02T16:11:59+00:00

They shit on everything lol

Fuch

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2020-10-20T07:53:57+00:00

This dodo is a beast of horror on Halloween so when you see a dodo RUN a dodo attacked me with full metal armour and died one shot

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2020-10-18T01:24:17+00:00

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score -1 · Answer 15 · 2020-10-12T14:44:24+00:00

The most in game powerful creature😂😂🤣🤣

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2020-10-11T16:39:15+00:00

This monster wiped out my village. Then after a year we got our gig as and titanisuars and with one peck of his mighty beak we were annihilated. If you see this beast on your island just give up.

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2020-08-29T07:42:53+00:00

The only thing more powerful then the titanosaur and giga. If you see this creature tame it.

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2020-08-24T02:54:39+00:00

It the secret monster oh no 😂😂😂

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2020-08-01T20:46:00+00:00

S***, it saw me

a few more words

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2020-07-31T01:37:41+00:00

Theres only one thing the dodos are scared of ICTHYORINS