
The dodo cookbook: mashed potatoes
1 cup of dodo
3 cups of feathers
Mix on a beach using a hatchet
When you have prepared the dough make sure to add in azulberries and tintoberries along with a fair amount of rock carrots
Serve on a thatch/wood/stone/metal foundation (tech can cause the dough to harden)
IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...