Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

Previous Page Next Page

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2019-05-11T21:19:06+00:00

When you find a dodo: "oh shit run they are watching me!!!!!"

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2019-03-15T15:15:46+00:00

Obviously,the best tameable creature.

Absolute unit. Can take on titans by themselves.

If you say no you are clapped

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2019-02-21T09:16:33+00:00

Chicken:BROTHER?!?!??!

Dodo:Yes my brother.

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2019-02-13T23:45:01+00:00

WARNING: Will beat Thanos and Shaggy

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2019-02-04T14:51:54+00:00

1 2 dodo is coming for u 3 4 better lock ur door 5 6 better get ur rex 7 8 close the gate 9 10 be prepared for when...

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2019-02-03T03:09:31+00:00

First dodos then on ark mobile RIDABLE AND WEARABLE DODOS...

On mobile gateway sever there is a Dodo bar... still needs unicorn poop.

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2018-12-29T09:17:43+00:00

They’re as retarded as they look

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2018-12-25T01:31:43+00:00

Insert can insta kill gigas joke here

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2018-11-20T15:05:44+00:00

The Dodo is the most powerful creature to have ever existed.

It’s immense power led to it becoming the dominant predator on its native island, Mauritius. The beast was so powerful, Mauritius was used as a test for the first atomic bomb ( Used in secret ) so the dodos would no longer threaten Mauritius again.

But Dodos are one of the most widespread creatures on the arks.

This has led to the complete human extinction on at least 150 arks.

On only 6 arks has the dodo become completely useless as a war creature,

due to ‘nerfing’ by the Arks creators.

But it’s possible that the birds’ nerd will be removed soon.

Be careful. Fear the Dodo...

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2018-11-09T07:50:54+00:00

Defence mechanism: waddle slowly towards the threat.

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2018-10-25T19:43:13+00:00

This isn’t a joke you can press on the ... when there’s a very long comment upvote so everybody can see this :)

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2018-09-19T02:53:01+00:00

Takes 12 hours for a lvl 9999 and 1x rates...

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2018-09-18T20:36:57+00:00

Clive name your dodos Clive and t

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2018-09-03T12:23:45+00:00

Dodou or do don’t that is the question

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2018-09-01T01:12:59+00:00

This thing is a living car if hit runs in 2 u ded

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2018-08-25T15:30:39+00:00

I was playing with a friend and we had tek armer and we were fighting to the death and I sed time out dodo crossing and he did it HE KILLED! And I ran up to him and head shot him. THATS THAT. Have a nice day.

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2018-08-16T05:57:12+00:00

These are the most dangerous creatures in ARK , if you manage to tame it it can kill all of the bosses in seconds.

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2018-08-06T11:28:09+00:00

My level 150 dodo killed a level 170 trike in 1 hit lol pump movement and damage and get a lot then kill everyone on the server

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2018-08-05T19:47:56+00:00

They Could attack at any moment

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2018-08-04T22:14:25+00:00

3 words .... Dodo Gladiator Fights.