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I’m a dodo!

Dilo: Cool, I’m going to eat you!

Sabertooth: Well, I’m going to eat you!

Carbon: Well, not today!

Raptor: I eat Carbonemy Crustacean Soup. (Terror Bird: I’m with raptor!)

Trike: Well, look who’s here raptor!

Purlovia: I’m going to go so hard on you that you will become dinner tonight!

Stego: I’m obviously the most powerful!

Carno: Cool, because I’m going to eat all of you!

Ankylosaurus: No.

Doedicurus: So? I can roll up into a shell!

Paraceratherium: Stompity stomp, size matters.

Daeodon: Size doesn’t matter.

Therizinosaurus: Power has crafted me to life, and I will end you.

Rex: Chomp all of you obviously, I am the strongest out of all.

Allosaurus: Being solitary is worse than being in a pack, dummy!

Giga: I’m the destroyer of worlds!

Titanosaur: …

Player: “I CAN DO ANYTHING!”

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