
I’m a dodo!
Dilo: Cool, I’m going to eat you!
Sabertooth: Well, I’m going to eat you!
Carbon: Well, not today!
Raptor: I eat Carbonemy Crustacean Soup. (Terror Bird: I’m with raptor!)
Trike: Well, look who’s here raptor!
Purlovia: I’m going to go so hard on you that you will become dinner tonight!
Stego: I’m obviously the most powerful!
Carno: Cool, because I’m going to eat all of you!
Ankylosaurus: No.
Doedicurus: So? I can roll up into a shell!
Paraceratherium: Stompity stomp, size matters.
Daeodon: Size doesn’t matter.
Therizinosaurus: Power has crafted me to life, and I will end you.
Rex: Chomp all of you obviously, I am the strongest out of all.
Allosaurus: Being solitary is worse than being in a pack, dummy!
Giga: I’m the destroyer of worlds!
Titanosaur: …
Player: “I CAN DO ANYTHING!”
IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...