Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Tame a army breed, breed, breed again get a dodo farm and a plant farm you will have the cutest invincibility army ever as long as you make sure they have soooooooooooo many berries. Every now and then check their inventory level up health meelee and speed meelee first then health tgen speed. If you can’t get a rideable dodo take something maybe parasaur or something hope this helps
The dodo said,
"Kill me if you want, nothing will work to foil the dodorex!" In a weird accent.
The rex stood there realizing.
The dilo would just back away from it's meal.
The damage is done, the 5th (maybe 6th) Ark fear evolved was confirmed. And who caused it? That rotten dodo...
I’m a dodo!
Dilo: Cool, I’m going to eat you!
Sabertooth: Well, I’m going to eat you!
Carbon: Well, not today!
Raptor: I eat Carbonemy Crustacean Soup. (Terror Bird: I’m with raptor!)
Trike: Well, look who’s here raptor!
Purlovia: I’m going to go so hard on you that you will become dinner tonight!
Stego: I’m obviously the most powerful!
Carno: Cool, because I’m going to eat all of you!
Ankylosaurus: No.
Doedicurus: So? I can roll up into a shell!
Paraceratherium: Stompity stomp, size matters.
Daeodon: Size doesn’t matter.
Therizinosaurus: Power has crafted me to life, and I will end you.
Rex: Chomp all of you obviously, I am the strongest out of all.
Allosaurus: Being solitary is worse than being in a pack, dummy!
Giga: I’m the destroyer of worlds!
Titanosaur: …
Player: “I CAN DO ANYTHING!”