
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Such beasts should not be played with. Despite their small and innocent appearance, they are truly machines of death. Even the titan must be wary of where it steps. It wouldn't want to step foot in the territory of such monsters. Nor the mighty giga. Legend has it they used to hunt gigas and eat them for banta
Rookie Mistakes:
Dodo: Wassup
Noob: Can I tame you?
Dodo: Um sure…
Noob: It’s nice out. And I mean, the Halloween stuff is cool.
Dodo: Oh wait a sec, I need to uh… get somebody. He’s a dodo- a dodo…
Noob: Oh ok!
Later
Dodo: DodoRe- I mean Dodo, come here I want you to meet somebody
Noob: Oh hi!
DodoRex: Hiiiiiii
Dodo: Eat him!
DodoRex: *Chomp*
GitezGood
Next will be on Bronto
🆙 this tip.
Why, you ask?
Because
Dodo
Because dodo
That’s a pretty solid reason isn’t it?
Is anyone bored enough to read this far?
Thank u for letting me waste ur time 😀😀
Dodo
Is anyone reading this far? If so, scroll on...
The meaning of life is...
Dammit, word cap
Why are you still here?
I’m leaving
Bye