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Oh my, how the turns have tabled.
Your brain is the size of a blood cell if you thinks they can break Metal and are the most dangerous Dino in ark history
We have a dodo named after one of our buddies who refuses to get ARK. It is a ritual to punch him everyday on our way out of the base.
I can’t believe how nerfed he got. Used to be able to one shot dinos. Nope! Now it is just a bird.
things needed: 4 metal gateways, long neck with 3826 shocking darts, 874 extraordinary kibble, 5 large bear traps, 1464 narcotics and a lot of hope.
-lure dodo into trap
-shoot at dodo 3826 times
-once its knocked
-feed dodo 657 narcs to start off
-feed all kibble.
- it'll take about 67 hours to tame,only found in volcano
enjoy your dodo( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Encountering this creature will mean your imminent death. If you want to take this you need a tek trap, as they can break metal. It can outrun almost all creatures. It will take approx. 350 shocking tranq darts for a level one and 1240 for a 180.
These are the most dominant species on ark they will devastate anything in their path. Be weary when engaging such a beast.
I am dodo
I am cute-o
Now everyone say, let's go
I'm the dodo
I hide in huts,
And sniff people's butts
I'm pretty small, (yeah yeah yeah)
I fit in a mall
I have a beak for pecking, (yeah yeah yeah!)
Claws for digging,
And feathers to keep me warm
Yeah I am the dodo
Dont think that I am weak
I'll peck you with my beak
I'll kill you in an week
Dont belive me? You'll see.
I'm invincible to bees,
Can climb up trees,
Dont like to eat thos stimberries
I'll travel across seas
Just to get thos azulberries
~Ţhë đöđö şöňğ~
Ark: dodorex dodo wyvern
Mods: dodo reaper
My brain: dodotitan dodoferox dodonoglin
At first I hated these creatures
Then they added party hats
I probley cried for 2 hours because I felt bad for killing them
Now I have a army of dodo with hats