
Rookie Mistakes:
Dodo: Wassup
Noob: Can I tame you?
Dodo: Um sure…
Noob: It’s nice out. And I mean, the Halloween stuff is cool.
Dodo: Oh wait a sec, I need to uh… get somebody. He’s a dodo- a dodo…
Noob: Oh ok!
Later
Dodo: DodoRe- I mean Dodo, come here I want you to meet somebody
Noob: Oh hi!
DodoRex: Hiiiiiii
Dodo: Eat him!
DodoRex: *Chomp*
GitezGood
Next will be on Bronto
IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...