Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 38 · Answer 1 · 2020-06-05T04:27:13+00:00

You... you.... you.... can breed them to make them taller, then RIDE THE WAR DODO! YOU CAN RIDE A DODO INTO BATTLE!

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2025-08-03T09:38:47+00:00

My friend stole my extraordinary kibble to tame a dodo (i was not dissapointed)

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2026-03-07T11:03:43+00:00

They may look cute but they are the kings of all of the maps.

score 54 · Answer 4 · 2017-09-21T23:02:12+00:00

Such beasts should not be played with. Despite their small and innocent appearance, they are truly machines of death. Even the titan must be wary of where it steps. It wouldn't want to step foot in the territory of such monsters. Nor the mighty giga. Legend has it they used to hunt gigas and eat them for banta

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2026-01-14T06:55:28+00:00

Stronger than a giga (mentally)

score 32 · Answer 6 · 2021-03-02T17:17:08+00:00

IF THIS COMMENT GETS 1500 LIKES I WILL TELL U HOW TO SUMMON A LVL 9999999 🦤 IN ARK

score 35 · Answer 7 · 2020-07-18T15:34:22+00:00

The most terrifying beast ever. If you see one, run for your life. Don’t even bother trying to kill it it’s health is the best in the game. It hits like a small island and will knock you out of existence. Like so the noobs will see lol.

score 53 · Answer 8 · 2017-07-06T05:39:13+00:00

If you're so done with feeding berries to that stupid monkey or want to turn those annoying ichthys into something useful, get a female dodo and cook them eggs up! There you go, your army of ichthys and that lil monkey you wanted. Also good for taming pteranodons!

score 10 · Answer 9 · 2024-09-09T00:11:21+00:00

Rip hot wings 2023-2024 him and his wife died after ganged on by three allosaurus and a spino they ended up killing a allosaurus 136881149349209750 rip hot wings :(

score 33 · Answer 10 · 2020-10-12T00:21:45+00:00

👤 🔫 🐤

Oh my, how the turns have tabled.

score 30 · Answer 11 · 2021-03-27T18:22:55+00:00

🆙 this tip.

Why, you ask?

Because

Dodo

Because dodo

That’s a pretty solid reason isn’t it?

Is anyone bored enough to read this far?

Thank u for letting me waste ur time 😀😀

Dodo

Is anyone reading this far? If so, scroll on...

The meaning of life is...

Dammit, word cap

Why are you still here?

I’m leaving

Bye

score 7 · Answer 12 · 2025-02-18T12:32:48+00:00

Dodos. Collect them all. And Dilos. Kill them all.

score 8 · Answer 13 · 2024-12-18T16:56:39+00:00

I’m trying to tame a level 256 dodo now it’s considered to be an alpha dodo now.

score 18 · Answer 14 · 2023-03-15T21:47:05+00:00

Beach bobs: Who wouldn’t want a dodo?

The Pro: Dodos are useless

The beach bob with a dodo army: Are you sure?

score 25 · Answer 15 · 2021-11-29T20:31:14+00:00

Anyone else wondering why this little creature still loves the guy that walked up to you with nothing but underwear and continued to beat you with his fists until you went unconscious and fed you a couple of berries until you wake up

score 49 · Answer 16 · 2017-08-10T21:41:25+00:00

Boost health and mele damage becuase there is nothing funny tha. Seeing some one get killed by a dodo

score 17 · Answer 17 · 2023-04-05T10:02:53+00:00

If you see a dodo , run for your life

score 28 · Answer 18 · 2021-03-22T13:02:35+00:00

These guys are vicious animals until you reach level 80 DO NOT try and fight them i have lost my whole base and all my things and almost quite

score 34 · Answer 19 · 2020-02-09T14:49:34+00:00

Me:o look a chicken!

Dodo:who u callin chicken?!

Me:u... I’ll just punch ya and shove berries down ya throat

Dodo:WAt

score 21 · Answer 20 · 2022-06-20T08:16:21+00:00

if you are bored create an army of dodo then take them to war

PS: seeing them running was very funny