
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Think of it as a Minecraft chicken it can basically take no hits but it provide eggs and is a coward
Heโs the one going to freaking mention that universal is into Dododex and then it has 666.666 HP
Chicken from the dino ages, funny birb!
Um WILDCARD dodos ate ROCKS so SIR pls make dem eat dose ROCKZ
I like to get armies of them and bread the highest level dodos to get more and have them eat my enemies
Me after defeating the giant dodos on Genesis 0_0 run from every dodo ever made!
I have a pet dodo bird but why is it so small it should be called a tea Rex fruit
This is the hardest tame on the ark because you need 15 distraction gigas to get enough shocking trainq darts off before it kills you
I tame a bunch of them so if Iโm getting chased by a carno or Rex I just make them attack it so it distracts it
Play dodododododododododododoodododododododo play- ok I will stop
Click
Dodo rule u and then we will go back and do the oky pokey
I like how everyone asks for โฌ๏ธ even though that isnโt allowed. We just too creative in how we get people to like us.
I tame dodos for the dodo fight .
It is an event in the server I'm at.
How to brake into pros base: throw a dodo in front of all their turrets๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐Iโm still here๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐I have all day
Terence.
He was called Terence.
And by gosh darn he was the best bird that ever existed.
Rest in peace my little flightless friend.
*Piano Man playing quietly in the background*
Terence the Dodo. March 7th 2016-June 10th 2017
Will be sorely missed by his tribe.
He lived through many raids, yet a Bronto
ended his short yet sweet life.
Rest in Peace...
This is the best raid dino and boss fighter in the ark.
โโTHE dudeโ-
Dodo is chicken we KFC we so hungry is only food is a dodo
Bruh we died form lvl 10k dodo is to powerful he can kill titano
These are the most dangerous things in the game if you have come across one they are savage an Oh wait I,m talking about the spinosarus dodo birds are โฆ when I hate to say it butโฆ dodo
Why dodo grandma, why ahhhhhhhhhhh
The reason there on Ragnarok is because there so strong
Dodo taming poem:
A bird thatโs so small,
Sometimes they can be tall,
They donโt hurt
Not named Bert
The egg of it is spotty.
Also known as dotty.
But if itโs in the grass
It will not turn brass.
But it will lose its health.
Preferably in sand,
Not lots of wealth.
But a great companion for you.
Friendship is true!
No matter what it is.
It can be blue, too!