Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
These are so powerful I named my giga DODO.
Don't even try to kill them cuz they are a beast and they will kill YOU!!
Once I was boreddd so I tamed 4 dodos and made them target a diplo , I watched in shock as they got under his belly and attacked , he couldn't push them away!! They're too smoll! In the next 3 mins he ran away , but my dodos were too slow to follow I whistled passive and for the next 4 days I leveled nothing but speed and melee on them , the last day of training was the best ever 4 level 150 dodos , I bred repeatedly and got a massive army and neutered/spayed them all, why you ask? Because I didn't want them to stop to mate when I set them on wander. I set them all on wander and aggressive,watching and laughing as they killed trikes and diplos galore , then they accidently killed my friend from a different tribe , oh well. If they start a war , you know who's gonna win ๐
When you see a Dodo, DON'T KILL IT! They are signs of good fortune because EVERYTHING will kill it.
Think of it as a Minecraft chicken it can basically take no hits but it provide eggs and is a coward
Heโs the one going to freaking mention that universal is into Dododex and then it has 666.666 HP
Chicken from the dino ages, funny birb!
Um WILDCARD dodos ate ROCKS so SIR pls make dem eat dose ROCKZ
I like to get armies of them and bread the highest level dodos to get more and have them eat my enemies
Me after defeating the giant dodos on Genesis 0_0 run from every dodo ever made!
I have a pet dodo bird but why is it so small it should be called a tea Rex fruit
This is the hardest tame on the ark because you need 15 distraction gigas to get enough shocking trainq darts off before it kills you
I tame a bunch of them so if Iโm getting chased by a carno or Rex I just make them attack it so it distracts it
Play dodododododododododododoodododododododo play- ok I will stop
Click
Dodo rule u and then we will go back and do the oky pokey
I like how everyone asks for โฌ๏ธ even though that isnโt allowed. We just too creative in how we get people to like us.
I tame dodos for the dodo fight .
It is an event in the server I'm at.
How to brake into pros base: throw a dodo in front of all their turrets๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐Iโm still here๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐I have all day
Level it up to like 30 or something and name it you thought
He protect
He attack
But most ...wait he doesnโt do any of that oh well more meat for me.
They are super dangerous the are sometimes Nutrel but sometimes they go hostile and if you hit them will kill you every time you spawn for 5 days in real life.