Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
I was just trying to make a tip so you guy could read it but no I hear…

I was just trying to make a tip so you guy could read it but no I hear scratching on my door and was it was a raccoon and was trying to open the door but I didn't know what it was at first and opened the door and It almost fell in the house. I have 2 doors and the screen on one of them is broken and raccoon was standing on that and then I opened the second door it fell so I got scared and slammed the door and it got stuck inside the 2 doors and I had to out the side door to the back door and release it. And now I'm scared to the door.
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