Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
My friends mom is an antivax, and her daughter died if measles . She posted something on Facebook about how because she was anti vac she fought harder, and was told her daughter would be alive if she vaccinated. My friends dad immediately got my friend vaccinated, and his mom, furious, divorced him. We have a dodo named after his mom and we torture it everyday, because if she was a good mom and listened to a doctor, my friends sister would still be alive.
Once I was boreddd so I tamed 4 dodos and made them target a diplo , I watched in shock as they got under his belly and attacked , he couldn't push them away!! They're too smoll! In the next 3 mins he ran away , but my dodos were too slow to follow I whistled passive and for the next 4 days I leveled nothing but speed and melee on them , the last day of training was the best ever 4 level 150 dodos , I bred repeatedly and got a massive army and neutered/spayed them all, why you ask? Because I didn't want them to stop to mate when I set them on wander. I set them all on wander and aggressive,watching and laughing as they killed trikes and diplos galore , then they accidently killed my friend from a different tribe , oh well. If they start a war , you know who's gonna win 😏