Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dodo taming poem: A bird that’s so small, Sometimes they can be…

Dodo taming poem:
A bird that’s so small,
Sometimes they can be tall,
They don’t hurt
Not named Bert
The egg of it is spotty.
Also known as dotty.
But if it’s in the grass
It will not turn brass.
But it will lose its health.
Preferably in sand,
Not lots of wealth.
But a great companion for you.
Friendship is true!
No matter what it is.
It can be blue, too!
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IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...