Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Um WILDCARD dodos ate ROCKS so SIR pls make dem eat dose ROCKZ
I like to get armies of them and bread the highest level dodos to get more and have them eat my enemies
Me after defeating the giant dodos on Genesis 0_0 run from every dodo ever made!
I have a pet dodo bird but why is it so small it should be called a tea Rex fruit
This is the hardest tame on the ark because you need 15 distraction gigas to get enough shocking trainq darts off before it kills you
I tame a bunch of them so if Iโm getting chased by a carno or Rex I just make them attack it so it distracts it
Play dodododododododododododoodododododododo play- ok I will stop
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Dodo rule u and then we will go back and do the oky pokey
I like how everyone asks for โฌ๏ธ even though that isnโt allowed. We just too creative in how we get people to like us.
I tame dodos for the dodo fight .
It is an event in the server I'm at.
How to brake into pros base: throw a dodo in front of all their turrets๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐Iโm still here๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐I have all day
Level it up to like 30 or something and name it you thought
He protect
He attack
But most ...wait he doesnโt do any of that oh well more meat for me.
They are super dangerous the are sometimes Nutrel but sometimes they go hostile and if you hit them will kill you every time you spawn for 5 days in real life.
U cant tame u got to force tame its so hard to beat hardest boss everโฆ oh this is dodo not king titan
ChIkKn... ChIkKn? ChIkKn!
- BOb the massitude of pink slimes.
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The DODO is angry run or else if u new to the game they are blood thirsty carnivores and will murder u like shaggy from Scooby Doo they are so strong it one shot my giga as a level 1 stay far away and run if u see one
What if u don't own the dodo. WhAt iF iT oWnS u?!?
Guys! I found out dodo rexes made a song! check it out imma paste it right here and u can read!
Big fat chunkyโs gonna eat u whole, big fat chunkyโs went to the super bowl, big fat chunkyโs got a camera roll, big fat chunkyโs gonna feast ur soul, big fat chunkyโs gonna bury you like a mole, big fat chunkyโs ate some coal, big fat chunkyโs hit the soccer goal, big fat chunkyโs went shopping at kohl, big fat chunky mommy saw the clothes and went out of control, big fat chunkyโs lost checkers to a troll, big fat chunkyโs gonna eat you whole!
Old pic was goofy asf, those who know, know