Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Guys! I found out dodo rexes made a song! check it out imma paste it right…

Guys! I found out dodo rexes made a song! check it out imma paste it right here and u can read!
Big fat chunky’s gonna eat u whole, big fat chunky’s went to the super bowl, big fat chunky’s got a camera roll, big fat chunky’s gonna feast ur soul, big fat chunky’s gonna bury you like a mole, big fat chunky’s ate some coal, big fat chunky’s hit the soccer goal, big fat chunky’s went shopping at kohl, big fat chunky mommy saw the clothes and went out of control, big fat chunky’s lost checkers to a troll, big fat chunky’s gonna eat you whole!
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IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...