Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me after defeating the giant dodos on Genesis 0_0 run from every dodo ever made!
I have a pet dodo bird but why is it so small it should be called a tea Rex fruit
This is the hardest tame on the ark because you need 15 distraction gigas to get enough shocking trainq darts off before it kills you
I tame a bunch of them so if Iโm getting chased by a carno or Rex I just make them attack it so it distracts it
Play dodododododododododododoodododododododo play- ok I will stop
Click
Dodo rule u and then we will go back and do the oky pokey
I like how everyone asks for โฌ๏ธ even though that isnโt allowed. We just too creative in how we get people to like us.
I tame dodos for the dodo fight .
It is an event in the server I'm at.
How to brake into pros base: throw a dodo in front of all their turrets๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐Iโm still here๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐I have all day
Level it up to like 30 or something and name it you thought
He protect
He attack
But most ...wait he doesnโt do any of that oh well more meat for me.
They are super dangerous the are sometimes Nutrel but sometimes they go hostile and if you hit them will kill you every time you spawn for 5 days in real life.
Tame 100 to 200 of them and level them all up to level 150 to 200 and upgrade only their health and damage then when a victim isnโt looking or is busy target the player and when he dies he will be made fun of
Need a Dodo name idea? Hereโs a couple good ones.
Chicken
Chicken nugget
KFC
All hail the dodo god
Filler
Me: *tames dodo*
Dodo: *gets tamed*
Me: now letโs go home
Random animal: ATTACK
Me: *fights back*
System: dodo was killed
And a tip:
Do not meet with dodos they will one shot you, no matter how much you upgrade health
By far the best way to beat the bosses
I use to have a army of dodo to kill peeps by sticking a bomb on it.
When I started playing Ark, me and my bro built a small thatch base and tamed 6 dodos (as you do,) and the next day we logged on to see all our dodos were dead except for Brutus (level 7 dodo) who killed a (level 11) sarco. Now we always have a dodo, for security reasons.
once i hade 2 dodos and they killed a sarco... one day i was on the roof of my base and a sarco spawned in right next to it and i was VERY scared i had only just started the game. i hade tamed 2 dodos lvls 15 and 20 the sarco was lvl 3 but it hade 540 health and it hit me off my roof and my dodos started nibbleing at its toes and then 1min later it was dead R.I.P sarco 2020 oh and DONT MESS WITH MY DODOS AGIAN SARCO! sarco: sees dodos runs away.
If you tame a
Dodo
And
It is
Level 150
Name it
Usless