
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
I have a pet dodo bird but why is it so small it should be called a tea Rex fruit
This is the hardest tame on the ark because you need 15 distraction gigas to get enough shocking trainq darts off before it kills you
I tame a bunch of them so if Iโm getting chased by a carno or Rex I just make them attack it so it distracts it
Play dodododododododododododoodododododododo play- ok I will stop
Click
Dodo rule u and then we will go back and do the oky pokey
I like how everyone asks for โฌ๏ธ even though that isnโt allowed. We just too creative in how we get people to like us.
I tame dodos for the dodo fight .
It is an event in the server I'm at.
How to brake into pros base: throw a dodo in front of all their turrets๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐Iโm still here๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐I have all day
Terence.
He was called Terence.
And by gosh darn he was the best bird that ever existed.
Rest in peace my little flightless friend.
*Piano Man playing quietly in the background*
Terence the Dodo. March 7th 2016-June 10th 2017
Will be sorely missed by his tribe.
He lived through many raids, yet a Bronto
ended his short yet sweet life.
Rest in Peace...
This is the best raid dino and boss fighter in the ark.
โโTHE dudeโ-
Dodo is chicken we KFC we so hungry is only food is a dodo
Bruh we died form lvl 10k dodo is to powerful he can kill titano
These are the most dangerous things in the game if you have come across one they are savage an Oh wait I,m talking about the spinosarus dodo birds are โฆ when I hate to say it butโฆ dodo
The reason there on Ragnarok is because there so strong
Dodo taming poem:
A bird thatโs so small,
Sometimes they can be tall,
They donโt hurt
Not named Bert
The egg of it is spotty.
Also known as dotty.
But if itโs in the grass
It will not turn brass.
But it will lose its health.
Preferably in sand,
Not lots of wealth.
But a great companion for you.
Friendship is true!
No matter what it is.
It can be blue, too!
U cant tame u got to force tame its so hard to beat hardest boss everโฆ oh this is dodo not king titan
ChIkKn... ChIkKn? ChIkKn!
- BOb the massitude of pink slimes.
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Dodo
The DODO is angry run or else if u new to the game they are blood thirsty carnivores and will murder u like shaggy from Scooby Doo they are so strong it one shot my giga as a level 1 stay far away and run if u see one
What if u don't own the dodo. WhAt iF iT oWnS u?!?
Guys! I found out dodo rexes made a song! check it out imma paste it right here and u can read!
Big fat chunkyโs gonna eat u whole, big fat chunkyโs went to the super bowl, big fat chunkyโs got a camera roll, big fat chunkyโs gonna feast ur soul, big fat chunkyโs gonna bury you like a mole, big fat chunkyโs ate some coal, big fat chunkyโs hit the soccer goal, big fat chunkyโs went shopping at kohl, big fat chunky mommy saw the clothes and went out of control, big fat chunkyโs lost checkers to a troll, big fat chunkyโs gonna eat you whole!
Old pic was goofy asf, those who know, know