Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Stay vigilante while taming these rabbid beasts you will need your entire tribe to take one of these murder dinosaurs you will need 600 tranq arrows and a tek trap to transport it to your base then you will need approximately 1256 mejos to tame it GL to you if you try to tame one of these beasts
I didn’t know where to put this so I’ll put it here so here’s a tutorial on how to make a funeral for your loyal pet.
Step 1: harvest your fallen friend
Step 2: reach a large body of water or a cliff
Step 3: look to the heavens
Step 4: YEET YOUR PET’S REMAINS OFF THE CLIFF!
Trust me, I do this all the time
I currently have two dodos in my base. Their names are PAINt and Eggo. Eggo’s the mother, and PAINt’s the son. PAINt used to be called Eggian, but since PAINt had a passion for carrying around the dyes, I decided to rename him. And sometimes he’d want to paint something, but his adorable little wings got in the way, so I always did it for him. Eggo carried around my melee weapons, and she was prepared to give me one in case something like a wild dilo decided to say hello to us by walking near our walls. They’d often chat about the times when I still ran around in cloth, too. The two also talked with Edge, my blood-red parasaur who acts more motherly than edgy (and was also my first mount), or with the dilo couple, Nightspit and Blindshot (my first tamed carnivores, but they were sadly the two survivors out of five of my dilos when their wild and more grouchy cousins attacked me a long time ago). Their father was Avian, but he died defending me from another round of dilos long ago. -DNA
I'm breeding them ... i have three with 500% dmg and no joke, it killed already two invaders.
It was kinda funny to watch the dudes come back and try to attack it from afar ... never undemastimate the Level 100 guy and his Level 450 Dodo's ...
Just trying to live my live and breed them stronger