Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
I didn’t know where to put this so I’ll put it here so here’s a tutorial…

I didn’t know where to put this so I’ll put it here so here’s a tutorial on how to make a funeral for your loyal pet.
Step 1: harvest your fallen friend
Step 2: reach a large body of water or a cliff
Step 3: look to the heavens
Step 4: YEET YOUR PET’S REMAINS OFF THE CLIFF!
Trust me, I do this all the time
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IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...