
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
When I first started, the first thing I did was kill a dodo. Then I adopted two girls and one boy. I realized I had too many and tried to disown one. Turns out, they die 15 minutes after.😢 DON’T disown dodos or the dodo god will kill you
You:Disowns dodo*
Dodo god: AFTER EVERYTHING WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU
You:ceases to exist*
-Don’t kill dodos or you will die
Dear ARK, pls nerf the dodo. It took out a spino, it wiped out half the island, and killed my level 472 Rex. Keep in mind this dodo is like level 4. It chased me down mountains upon mountains, and even with a pack of 8 raptors around level 529 and max speed and stamina, this thing straight from the pits of hell caught up to me and killed my raptors and almost got me. I attempted to knock it out and tame it, but it was too strong. I led it to the final boss, but this little mf shredded it to pieces. Attack drones started swarming it. It was overwhelmed by them all and called other dodos. About forty came, and then they all ended the world. Legit true story about the beastly dodo.
I didn’t know where to put this so I’ll put it here so here’s a tutorial on how to make a funeral for your loyal pet.
Step 1: harvest your fallen friend
Step 2: reach a large body of water or a cliff
Step 3: look to the heavens
Step 4: YEET YOUR PET’S REMAINS OFF THE CLIFF!
Trust me, I do this all the time
I currently have two dodos in my base. Their names are PAINt and Eggo. Eggo’s the mother, and PAINt’s the son. PAINt used to be called Eggian, but since PAINt had a passion for carrying around the dyes, I decided to rename him. And sometimes he’d want to paint something, but his adorable little wings got in the way, so I always did it for him. Eggo carried around my melee weapons, and she was prepared to give me one in case something like a wild dilo decided to say hello to us by walking near our walls. They’d often chat about the times when I still ran around in cloth, too. The two also talked with Edge, my blood-red parasaur who acts more motherly than edgy (and was also my first mount), or with the dilo couple, Nightspit and Blindshot (my first tamed carnivores, but they were sadly the two survivors out of five of my dilos when their wild and more grouchy cousins attacked me a long time ago). Their father was Avian, but he died defending me from another round of dilos long ago. -DNA