Me: Look at this little loser

Dodo: what did you just call me.

*Killes me*

*kills tribe kills*

*whole server*

Rex joins the chat

Giga joins the chat

Rex left the chat

Dodo joins the chat

Giga left the chat…

my dodo baby just got born and he is just chilling in my house and he never gets out of the house so I guess he is lazy

Dodos are stronger than every single Dino in the game. The endgame giga is nothing compared to a mid game dodo. When dodos we’re still alive they DOMINATED the playing field. Don’t make the same mistake twice

-Nerd11

When I first started, the first thing I did was kill a dodo. Then I adopted two girls and one boy. I realized I had too many and tried to disown one. Turns out, they die 15 minutes after.😢 DON’T disown dodos or the dodo god will kill you

You:Disowns dodo*

Dodo god: AFTER EVERYTHING WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU

You:ceases to exist*

-Don’t kill dodos or you will die

Extremely difficult to tame... Recommended for lvl85+ players

🦤+🦖=dodorex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dodos are dead, Dodos are blue.

They hit their heads, now they are goo...

ne.

A poem by Terry Ceratops

Bette run

Hes not done

Ready or not

Here he come

Pull your hair

He 5he mayor

Rule the ark

His name is mark

Poke your eye

Your ganna die

He stabs with a beak

Taller than a peak

Bigger than a boy

He likes koi

-kiraXwolf. (Ok I'm upsesed with ryming)

I played for 3 years I have a titanosauser I still lost to a lvl 10 dodo

Youngest child: Giga

Middle child: Argy

Oldest child: Dodo

Dear ARK, pls nerf the dodo. It took out a spino, it wiped out half the island, and killed my level 472 Rex. Keep in mind this dodo is like level 4. It chased me down mountains upon mountains, and even with a pack of 8 raptors around level 529 and max speed and stamina, this thing straight from the pits of hell caught up to me and killed my raptors and almost got me. I attempted to knock it out and tame it, but it was too strong. I led it to the final boss, but this little mf shredded it to pieces. Attack drones started swarming it. It was overwhelmed by them all and called other dodos. About forty came, and then they all ended the world. Legit true story about the beastly dodo.

Tame a male a female make a cube house breed them without there consent get a dodo army then bring them everywhere so they can slowly kill everything

So you know how peeps say the the dodo is the strongest creature (which it is) what happens when nubs get the pursuit tame a dodo and there curious????do they still believe us or ark?

They are literally overpowered

THEY LITERALLY KILLED A SARCO 2 ONLY

Oh hi food...hows it goin?good?cool.(Yeets in front of giga)baiiiii food!

Make it eat a nuke and put it in a enemy's base then each the base explode

Imagine the Dodo is as tall as the Bronto

Lunch

I didn’t know where to put this so I’ll put it here so here’s a tutorial on how to make a funeral for your loyal pet.

Step 1: harvest your fallen friend

Step 2: reach a large body of water or a cliff

Step 3: look to the heavens

Step 4: YEET YOUR PET’S REMAINS OFF THE CLIFF!

Trust me, I do this all the time