When I first started, the first thing I did was kill a dodo. Then I adopted two girls and one boy. I realized I had too many and tried to disown one. Turns out, they die 15 minutes after.😢 DON’T disown dodos or the dodo god will kill you

You:Disowns dodo*

Dodo god: AFTER EVERYTHING WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU

You:ceases to exist*

-Don’t kill dodos or you will die