Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dear ARK, pls nerf the dodo. It took out a spino, it wiped out half the…
Dear ARK, pls nerf the dodo. It took out a spino, it wiped out half the island, and killed my level 472 Rex. Keep in mind this dodo is like level 4. It chased me down mountains upon mountains, and even with a pack of 8 raptors around level 529 and max speed and stamina, this thing straight from the pits of hell caught up to me and killed my raptors and almost got me. I attempted to knock it out and tame it, but it was too strong. I led it to the final boss, but this little mf shredded it to pieces. Attack drones started swarming it. It was overwhelmed by them all and called other dodos. About forty came, and then they all ended the world. Legit true story about the beastly dodo.
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IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...