Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
When I first started, the first thing I did was kill a dodo. Then I adopted two girls and one boy. I realized I had too many and tried to disown one. Turns out, they die 15 minutes after.😢 DON’T disown dodos or the dodo god will kill you
You:Disowns dodo*
Dodo god: AFTER EVERYTHING WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU
You:ceases to exist*
-Don’t kill dodos or you will die
Dear ARK, pls nerf the dodo. It took out a spino, it wiped out half the island, and killed my level 472 Rex. Keep in mind this dodo is like level 4. It chased me down mountains upon mountains, and even with a pack of 8 raptors around level 529 and max speed and stamina, this thing straight from the pits of hell caught up to me and killed my raptors and almost got me. I attempted to knock it out and tame it, but it was too strong. I led it to the final boss, but this little mf shredded it to pieces. Attack drones started swarming it. It was overwhelmed by them all and called other dodos. About forty came, and then they all ended the world. Legit true story about the beastly dodo.