Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
If you should sadly encounter a Wild Dodo DO NOT ANGER IT. It may look like it Fleeing the battle but it is actually regrouping with it flock. Onced regrouped this dino stops at nothing to track down it target. A lvl 1 dodo can whip a lvl 120 rex ALONE. In a flock they are a force to be reckoned with.
Spawned in a easy area on the island got 3 dodos ( kfc1,kfc2,and kfc3) and I got attacked by a sarco when the third one tamed I died but I came back and my dodos killed the sarco keep in mind I just tamed them and they killed a sarco 1 dodo did die but my dodos built different XD
I am dodo
I am cute-o
Now everyone say, let's go
I'm the dodo
I hide in huts,
And sniff people's butts
I'm pretty small, (yeah yeah yeah)
I fit in a mall
I have a beak for pecking, (yeah yeah yeah!)
Claws for digging,
And feathers to keep me warm
Yeah I am the dodo
Dont think that I am weak
I'll peck you with my beak
I'll kill you in an week
Dont belive me? You'll see.
I'm invincible to bees,
Can climb up trees,
Dont like to eat thos stimberries
I'll travel across seas
Just to get thos azulberries
~Ţhë đöđö şöňğ~
When fighting the fearsome dodo never go head on. I know from experience that dodos in a pack a hit hard took my 150 perfect tame giga out lost it to a lvl 1 dodo. Beware they are some of the most fearsome Dino's on the island. My tip to you is to only encounter from afar with ranged weapons such as rocket launchers. The best way I have found is to drag it out into a body of water, but beware they swim really fast, but get under then a pike with several friends.
Look, you’re gonna hear a lot of jokes about dodos, but these guys are legit. The other day I’m playing, you know harvesting some metal, and BOOM! A sarco comes running out of the water! It grabbed me and started to pull me back when my level 18 dodo comes screaming in and beats the life out of this level 12 sarco. I guess it was because the dodo had a higher hit speed than the sarco, I don’t know. But what I do know is that dodos....are an ark player’s best friend.