
I am dodo
I am cute-o
Now everyone say, let's go
I'm the dodo
I hide in huts,
And sniff people's butts
I'm pretty small, (yeah yeah yeah)
I fit in a mall
I have a beak for pecking, (yeah yeah yeah!)
Claws for digging,
And feathers to keep me warm
Yeah I am the dodo
Dont think that I am weak
I'll peck you with my beak
I'll kill you in an week
Dont belive me? You'll see.
I'm invincible to bees,
Can climb up trees,
Dont like to eat thos stimberries
I'll travel across seas
Just to get thos azulberries
~Ţhë đöđö şöňğ~
IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...