Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
I am dodo
I am cute-o
Now everyone say, let's go
I'm the dodo
I hide in huts,
And sniff people's butts
I'm pretty small, (yeah yeah yeah)
I fit in a mall
I have a beak for pecking, (yeah yeah yeah!)
Claws for digging,
And feathers to keep me warm
Yeah I am the dodo
Dont think that I am weak
I'll peck you with my beak
I'll kill you in an week
Dont belive me? You'll see.
I'm invincible to bees,
Can climb up trees,
Dont like to eat thos stimberries
I'll travel across seas
Just to get thos azulberries
~Ţhë đöđö şöňğ~
When fighting the fearsome dodo never go head on. I know from experience that dodos in a pack a hit hard took my 150 perfect tame giga out lost it to a lvl 1 dodo. Beware they are some of the most fearsome Dino's on the island. My tip to you is to only encounter from afar with ranged weapons such as rocket launchers. The best way I have found is to drag it out into a body of water, but beware they swim really fast, but get under then a pike with several friends.
AFD
Ark Fried Dodo
Made with the best type of dodos in the island.
Bred on quality farms with great space for the little critters. Come on down. To AFD.
Warning: We are not responsible for swamp fever, food poisoning or anything that happens to you when you eat our food. So shut up.