Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 2 · Answer 1 · 2023-06-11T00:25:43+00:00

Installs a new mod for ark* instantly gets mauled to death by a dodo level 1* sits in depression* this is my luck btw

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2023-06-01T00:45:39+00:00

I once tamed 20 dodos and all were levels 100 all on heath and melle and sit back and watch them kill a Rex?

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2023-05-29T02:50:07+00:00

If you really look at it to me it looks like a demon bird thing

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2023-05-15T22:04:55+00:00

🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2022-06-19T16:15:39+00:00

some dodos had the idea to steal cake and party

so thus, those dodos with the stupid birthday party hats were born

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2022-06-06T17:15:00+00:00

i have a story for this dodo, when i was wandering around the skies with my quetzal. i found three of these prehistoric chickens, and one egg.

i took the egg, and wow, it doesn’t even care that i took the egg. best parenting service.

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2022-05-30T15:35:52+00:00

Be aware of the dodos even a level 1 is stronger than a titanosaur these things would one punch you if you get to close.

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2022-05-29T05:52:25+00:00

The most fearsome creature in ark! They may run away at first, but in a few seconds they will be come enraged and grow stronger that a lvl 1000 Gigga!!! Be wary!

Lol jk these fluff balls are harmless…

Or are they….

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2021-06-21T17:00:55+00:00

A fun mini game is to chuck dodo staight up and then catch it.

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2021-06-09T17:29:00+00:00

You can strap a C4 to these things and lynch them at enemy tribe members and detonate them. 10/10 one of the greatest creatures in this game.

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2021-05-17T22:08:09+00:00

I named mine Fred, I was so happy... host has closed server. Fred will be remembered.

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2021-05-11T16:16:49+00:00

This is a Dino that can knock out a level 9999999999 human wearing tek armor with every point they have into health in one shot. Good luck taming these.

score 5 · Answer 13 · 2020-06-26T04:37:21+00:00

Anglers are red jellyfish are blue if you see the dodo it will kill you!

score 5 · Answer 14 · 2020-06-16T20:31:52+00:00

Obviously the best battle creatures in all of Ark

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2020-05-30T17:53:58+00:00

It says the dodo can be picked up by almost everything but how can it be picked up by a human but not a monkey man

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2020-05-19T02:31:19+00:00

I’ve been through about 19 dodos who have all died a weird and different death. They’re called rere 1 through 19

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2025-05-20T08:24:08+00:00

DO NOT ATTACK. THESE THINGS WILL DESTROY WORLDS IN A CATACLYSMIC INTERGALACTIC RAGE FIT. DO NOT ENGAGE!

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2024-05-16T23:51:07+00:00

Thought I found a friend but I did not

Thought I found my first tame but I was wrong

Though there literally everywhere Aldo there to powerfuuuuuuul

Oooooh wish someday they won’t

Eeeverr

Hit

Me

Back

Just gotta knock him out

But there so scary

Isn’t lovely

A dodo

Poooooooop very small

Beak so strong

Smaaaaack it unconscious

Then feed it

Oooohwoohohoh

Be my friend

Pls like I’m gonna write a song for every Dino possibly just go to newest to see them

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2023-05-05T16:58:46+00:00

The daughter Rex eats daughters, which makes no sense because it’s a daughter

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2023-04-17T05:13:28+00:00

Why is the dodo big bird now!?!?