
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Online Friends: why are you like this!
Me: what?
Online Friends: You literally just tames these stupid dodos! You never even try to tame better pets in this game!
Me: ok so?
Online friends: well we can't be friends eny more if you don't stop taming these stupid things!
Me: umm ok bye 👋
Online Friends: what do you mean!?
Me: I'm the owner of this server so leave.?
Online "Friends": no we have are gigas on this server!
Me: well only my friends are allowed here.
Online "friends": well then we aren't friends eny more.
Me: ya that's the point.
This actually happened to me yesterday. (They aren't my friends eny more) 😕
I killed all of my friends’s dodos named jokester, Jerry, James, John, Johnson, and Jester the four days when they weren’t online and then they found out and my response to their question was “ They had fun together and had a lot of jokes but they laughed to death. It wasn’t my fault. I watched it happen. “ 💅💅 Also, here’s a song:
(clap clap) DUNNANANANANAANANANANANANANANANANANAANA
ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE LAST IVE SEEN MY SON LOST TO THIS MONSTER TO THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER (aka me)
~-WeIrD cRaP mY fRiEnD sAyS wHiLe I aM wAtChInG hEr PlAy ArK-~
#1- “I sHaLl nAmE tHiS dOdO, MeGa PiCkLe.”
#2- My friend getting a snack: “WHERE ARE THE PRETZELS?”
#3- “WHY CAN’T I JUST DIE ALREADY?” (5 minutes later) “FINALLY I DIED!”
#4- “BeRrIeS aNd CrEaM! oH mY lItTle LaD LoVeS bErRiEs AnD cReAm!”
#5- (My friend kills one of her moschops) “I am really sorry I had to do that! :’( I will always love you Stompy!” Me: “Well why did you do that if you loved her so much?” My friend: “SHE’S USELESS”
Hope you guys enjoyed! I make these every once in awhile! Look out for the next one 😁! Cya
-Glorifiedchickens16