
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
I built this sanctuary for passive dinos and I got a bunch of dodos. And for some weird reason every single dodo went to the same place and it was right next to the wall that was protecting them from the dangers of the outside world they were just standing there I didn't know where they went until I looked atcsome foundations with furnaces and saw them
Tip for everyone that plays ark:
If You See A Dodo Run For Your Life Hoping It Doesn’t Kill You
Once I was on Argy and I seen a dodo one shot a giga and I screamed and ran everyone in the server was like “Wut wrong” and I said “ there is a dodo murdering everything and it rlly close to community base” the admins where like “ this server is done for and then left and everyone was like “Welp let’s find a new server” so I said Goodbye to my Argy and left forever I have wonder to this day wut happend to that server...
You search the bushes,
Your friend shushes.
You stop searching,
But it’s already watching.
You and your friend hide,
And much time has passed by.
Your friend runs, hoping he survives.
But as you watch, he slowly dies.
You scream in horror, but do it quietly.
But it’s to late, it stalks silently.
And then you see something,
Something that that’s cunning.
And something emerges,
On your arm it cutely perches.
But then you look at your arm,
And see all the harm.
Then your realize, it’s what killed your friend.
But it’s to late, it drags you to its den.